Kill Bill
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- Shogun
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- Shugyosha<Student Warrior>
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Brain Surgeon General Warning: The Last Samurai contains quantities of Tom Cruise which are likely to be toxic to most consumers. This office recommends putting a popcorn bucket over your head to limit exposure if the following symptoms occur:Nobody forget to go see The Last Samurai opening up in a couple weeks. SWEET!!!
- Angry quivering
- Urge to shout "Why don't they just kill him?"
- Sighing "He's dreeeeammmmy" during close-ups
If excessive exposure does occur, treatment indicated: Read a book with historically accurate content (UY included), or watch any movie with Mifune Toshiro in it.
(Yes, I should reserve judgement until the film comes out, but I'm already experiencing the first two symptoms)
"...[H]uman beings are given free will in order to choose between insanity on the one hand and lunacy on the other..."
Aldous Huxley, 1946
Aldous Huxley, 1946
- ziritrion
- Hatamoto<Special Retainer>
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Well, I was about to atart moaning about "The Last Samurai" being released in January in Spain, not being able to see Kill Bill for a while, and having a 3 hour-long math test in two hours, then I read takematsu's post and cheered up again, so thank you very much for making my day
. I think I'll try the popcorn bucket thing, although the last time I cut my hair was on June, so right now I have somewhat of an afro, which would make it difficult even getting through the theater door
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At least you didn't have to see Titanic with a theater packed with high-school girls sighing and screaming whenever Leo DiCaprio appeared on screen... wait, you didn't, did you!?


At least you didn't have to see Titanic with a theater packed with high-school girls sighing and screaming whenever Leo DiCaprio appeared on screen... wait, you didn't, did you!?
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- takematsu
- Shugyosha<Student Warrior>
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How could I NOT?! Man, that Billy Zane... <sigh>At least you didn't have to see Titanic with a theater packed with high-school girls sighing and screaming whenever Leo DiCaprio appeared on screen... wait, you didn't, did you!?

"...[H]uman beings are given free will in order to choose between insanity on the one hand and lunacy on the other..."
Aldous Huxley, 1946
Aldous Huxley, 1946